It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the ass-trouncing this film deserves!! Superman is the hero that every kid looked up to, until Man of Steel made him into a mopey, violent a-hole. But hey, at least "he's kinda hot!" We set our laser eyes on this summer's most debated tentpole film that took a comic book institution and crumbled it to the ground like so many Metropolis sky rises. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a f*#% you to the fans!!