Honest Trailers: 'Jurassic Park 3D'

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again. Jurassic Park returns to theaters with a needless 3D re-release on Friday. Which means you'll soak in Jeff Goldblum like never before. Personally, we're psyched and spared no expense to bring you this Honest Trailer.

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Jeff Goldblum Sings Made-Up Lyrics To The 'Jurassic Park' Theme On 'Late Night With Seth Meyers'

Can we get this during the credits of the next installment? Jeff Goldblum, a noted actor, and increasingly-noted jazz singer, took to Late Night with Seth Meyers last night, and offered up the audience a special treat. The Jurassic Park actor discovered that the Internet had written lyrics for the film's theme song, and he sang them with gusto. Why was he on Seth Meyers? Dunno. Why was he singing made-up Jurassic Park lyrics? Because he's Jeff Goldblum, and the older he gets, the less wrong he can do. It's all very charming and fun, and it makes me wish he was around to sing fake lyrics to songs more often. The Big Chill? Igby Goes Down? Where are their themes? So watch him give it up for that movie with the dinosaurs and Newman. (Vulture)


This Video Figures Out How Much It Would Cost To Create 'Jurassic Park'

Who would have thought that populating an island with extinct animals would be so expensive? If the only thing keeping you from developing your own Jurassic Park was the uncertainty of the cost, I'm happy to say that you can now get to building. Courtesy of Fandango, a video has been assembled that allows us, with very little precision whatsoever, to determine how much a Jurassic Park would be for us. It turns out it wouldn't be cheap. It's far more money than most of us have. Did we need a video to tell us that? Not really, but if we all pooled our money, we'd probably have enough to build it. So leave your PayPal email in the comments, and I'll send you an invoice for your share of the park (1/4 raptor). Here's the video. (A.V. Club)


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...and the Ray Parker Jr. royalty checks will once again flow freely. A lot has been made about the third installment of the Ghostbusters film, which has been teetering on the edge getting made for about ten years now, despite controversies about the cast and script. Let's go back to a film we can all agree on. Let's go back to the original Ghostbusters, to be re-released for its 30th anniversary this Labor Day. Does it hold up? Maybe. It's still pretty funny, but man, does that movie look OLD. Take a look and see if this piques your interest.


The First Full Trailer For 'Jurassic World' Is Here And Actually Shows Some Dinosaurs

All these years and they still haven't been able to create friendly dinosaurs. Ridiculous. We finally have a trailer that gives us a sense of how Jurassic World is going to go down, and it's got some unexpected surprises in it. First off, it reads more like a scary film than a big epic film like the original did. Of course, so did Jurassic Park III, so that's not necessarily a good thing. But, it's got Chris Pratt, which IS a good thing. It's hard to deny the film is different, but it's got some campy-fun lines tossed in there, so I'm guessing that this will have a fair amount of appeal out of the gate. Whether or not it lives up to it predecessors is another story. (Deadline)


'Jurassic Park: The High Heels Edition'

It's the 'Jurassic Park' films you know and love as you've never seen them before. With NON. STOP. HEELS. If you already own the Jurassic Park box set, you can go ahead and throw it in the trash. Because the new Jurassic Park Box Set: High Heels Edition is the only box set you'll ever need. Jurassic World has dominated the summer box office. Thanks in no small part to Bryce Dallas Howard's Claire and the cute way she spent the entire movie in high heels. Calling the shots at the park of the future? In high heels. Running for her life from dinosaurs? In high heels. Being portrayed as a sexist gender stereotype? In high heels. Universal knows a good opportunity when they see it, and they are capitalizing on the attention. It's the Jurassic Park films you know and love with NON. STOP. HEELS.


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The Wolverine is coming out next weekend, and while it looks better than Wolverine- Origins, so do most types of skin rash. We revisit the massive letdown that ruined the most badass member of the X-Men. We'll be uploading new HONEST TRAILERS every other Tuesday! (And 'Supercuts / MashUps' in between weeks) And new episodes of the ScreenJunkies Show every Thursday! So make sure to SUBSCRIBE!! Got a tip? Email us at - tips@screenjunkies.com Like us on Facebook - http-//www.fb.com/screenjunkies Follow us on twitter - http-//www.twitter.com/screenjunkies You can find all our Screen Junkies t-shirts here- http-//screenjunkies.spreadshirt.com/ Honest Trailers- X-Men Origins- Wolverine Directed by Andy Signore Executive Producer Mitch Rotter Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner Episode Written by Spencer Gilbert, Ian Weinreich, Phil Rogers, Jason Pickar, Dan Murrell and Andy Signore Edited by Dan Murrell Voiceover Narration by Jon http-//youtube.com/jon3pnt0 As always let us know in the comments what movie you wanna see next! And check out our previous Honest Trailers- Honest Trailers- GROWN UPS http-//youtu.be/zcFOthNlCtg Honest Trailers- INDEPENDENCE DAY http-//youtu.be/7YtvsxB9xQY Honest Trailers- THE LAST AIRBENDER http-//youtu.be/H3VnQE3qXHE Honest Trailers- FAST FIVE http-//youtu.be/MOTk1Gi5zoA Honest Trailers- STAR TREK (2009) http-//youtu.be/OTfBH-XFdSc Honest Trailers- IRON MAN 2 http-//youtu.be/uKCF63Ux4x8 Honest Trailers- HARRY POTTER http-//youtu.be/kL1aqfnIr2Y Honest Trailers- JURASSIC PARK http-//youtu.be/sgjDSfbB2ok Honest Trailers- LES MISERABLES http-//youtu.be/IBYfA3zTxFE Honest Trailers- TWILIGHT- BREAKING DAWN http-//youtu.be/yvo5_Zi-Yxs Honest Trailers- THE NOTEBOOK http-//youtu.be/6Gv-AMiofEI Honest Trailers- SKYFALL http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FWfg__wKSY Honest Trailers- INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKu_bwMoYE Honest Trailers- INCEPTION http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BfMivMDOBI Honest Trailers- THE LORD OF THE RINGS http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIi9SjJvgU Honest Trailers- THE DARK KNIGHT RISES http-//youtu.be/WQJuGeqdbn4 Honest Trailers- THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KSPiTOMR8 Honest Trailers- PARANORMAL ACTIVITY http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZW2b0FzPc Honest Trailers- PROMETHEUS http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBaKqOMGPWc Honest Trailers- THE AVENGERS http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDajL441mZc Honest Trailers-


Watch the First 'Jurassic World' Official Trailer Right Here

The official trailer features a spinosaurus eating a shark, and human beings playing God with the usual disastrous results. Did we say that the first Jurassic World trailer was going to debut on Thanksgiving day? Well, change of plans — the two-and-a-half-minute official trailer has leaked early, courtesy of ClevverMovies, featuring a spinosaurus eating a shark, and human beings playing God with the usual disastrous results. Jurassic World hits theaters on June 12th, 2015. The flick is directed by Colin Trevorrow, executive produced by Steven Spielberg, and stars Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard.