You might think we’re a little late to the party in sending up the original Grown Ups when the second one is coming out in what seems to be a matter of minutes. But there’s a good reason for that: No one on the Screen Junkies staff wants to see Grown Ups 2, even to make fun of it.
But, sadly, some staffers had seen the original, and several saw it together while detained at Guantanamo Bay (some Patriot Act bullshit, don’t worry about it). So here you go. We just saved you about 86 minutes and a whole lotta dignity.