Honest Trailers: 'Fast Five'

Vin Diesel films should be legally required to include subtitles. With Fast & Furious 6 rounding the bend we've decided to light up Fast Five, the first film in the street racing franchise that completely does away with any street racing. Marvel at the action, thrills, and homoerotic subtext that make these films so popular with the kids at school who call you gay.

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