Wednesday, February 2 by

Here’s How To Stalk A Hooker


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In the trailer for monogamy, Chris Messina spends all his time stalking a hooker even though he’s got a perfectly good Rashida Jones at home. Granted she is a pretty hot hooker and probably knows all kinds of hooker tricks but even that has its detriments. Everybody and your mom knows that the more attractive the hooker, the more expensive. Throw in the special hooker tricks and, whoo boy, you need a small business loan.

So just stick with Rashida Jones, Chris Messina. She’s more cost effective and slightly less likely to get you bludgeoned by an Eastern European pimp.

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COMMENTS

  1. February 2, 2011 12:55 pm

    YoMomma

    Uh huh, step one…. buy a Mac.