Tuesday, June 3 by

‘Hercules’ Trailer: They Keep Pulling Him Back In

All Hercules wanted was a simple life where he could chill and stare at his true love’s butt and not have to worry about killing any giant monsters or demon warrior things. Well, Hercules, you can’t always get what you want.

Some jerk gods decide that a civilized Hercules is no good for anyone and they kill his family, setting him on the well-trodden action hero path for vengeance. This trailer points out that we might have to sit through ten or so minutes of Hercules figuring himself out but the rest is all monster-killing so plan your pee break accordingly.

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