HBO Reminds Us That 'Game Of Thrones' Season Two Will Rule

So many new characters. I'm already dizzy. As of April, you're going to have a lot of new names to learn. An in production trailer for the second season of HBO's Game Of Thrones is here to remind you to clear some unnecessary facts and memories out of your brain because when the series returns, you'll be introduced to even more characters with complex connections to one another. Not only that, but you'll see even more locations. But also... more awesome plot twists and boobs. They may as well engrave the Emmy's now.

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'Game Of Thrones' Second Season Teaser

"You win or you die." Is this about Words With Friends? HBO had a surprise hit on their hands last year with Game of Thrones, presumably due to all the nudity and decapitations HBO is famous for providing its viewers. And they're doing the smart thing and not letting anybody see any beheadings for free, if this new teaser that just premiered is any indication. Still, you might be into it if you like the show. Enjoy, and try not to speak with a British accent for the rest of the day - unless you actually are British, of course.


Get A Load Of 'Game Of Thrones' Season Three

All your favorites are back. Some with cool new scars! The only thing better than watching Game Of Thrones is probably making Game Of Thrones. Just look how psyched everyone in this behind-the-scenes set  diary is. And that's in spite of the blazing heat, terrible cold, and Alfie Allen's tuna breath. Seriously, dude. Pick up some Ice Breakers. Nothing spoilery revealed here. It's what you've come to expect -- walking around in the desert, walking around in the forest, walking around in snow, and Arya getting terrorized by adults. The uje.


There's Good And Bad On Every Side In 'Game Of Thrones' Season Four Trailer

April 6th! HBO revealed a trailer for Game of Thrones season four and it's nothing short of ohmygodIwannawatchthisshowrightnow. The trailer hints that more of your favorites will meet horrible ends when Daeneyrs informs Jorah that whether good or bad, those who oppose her have a choice. Dragon or unich, which would you like to be murdered by? We're caught up with each faction. Daeneyrs has grown stronger. Joffrey is still a dick. Jon Snow is still fighting Wildlings. Arya is still seeking revenge. Bran is still doing stuff in the forest. Stannis is still depending on dark magic. Jamie tries on a new hand. And let's assume Theon is trying on his own prosthetic. Wow. George R.R. Martin really knows how to stretch out a narrative. It also looks like this could be the season where acting terrible and entitled catches up to the Lannisters as a man from Tywin's past arrives looking for revenge. How that will unfold, I'm not sure but I've been warned by book readers that a storm of crazy is on the horizon. I can't wait to see what happens next. But not badly enough to actually read. Ewww, gross.


Check Out Nearly 2 Minutes From Season 2 Of 'Game Of Thrones'

If you think you can handle it, that is. For fans of the HBO series Game of Thrones, April 1 can't come soon enough. Not, not because people who like Game of Thrones are also statistically certain to enjoy harmless practical jokes on friends and loved ones - but because April 1 is when the show is set to come back on HBO. If this describes you, why not check out the ample above clip, with plenty of ominous line-readings and violent death. It's two minutes of Heaven!


Here's A Video Of Every 'Game Of Thrones' Death

Don't worry - it stops at season three if you're not caught up completely. Game of Thrones is a violent show. (You must think I'm an idiot for pointing that out, but every article needs an opening line.) How violent? According to some guys at Digg (remember Digg?), it's 5,179-deaths-in-three-seasons violent. oF course, a lot of that takes place with a huge fire, but still. That's a lot of deaths. Relieve the magic, the stabbings, and the molten-gold-poured-on-heads one more time with this fun clip, and be glad you live in a safer, more secure place. Like 2014 Detroit.


Cold Winds Are Rising: 'Game Of Thrones' Teaser Trailer

The bitch is back. Tonight, for a brief moment, I was saddened by the fact that season two of Boardwalk Empire was drawing to a close. But as much as I love the show, the new teaser trailer for the second season of Game of Thrones made me forget all about Nucky Thompson and his prohibition-ear cronies. After all, bootlegging gangsters don't hold a candle to knights, White Walkers, and newly hatched dragons. Upon rereading that last sentence, I finally understand why I didn't get laid until my late 20's. At any rate, the trailer features a voice over from a new character, Stannis Baratheon, rightful heir to the Iron Throne. It also features all your old favorites, as well as your least favorite, Joffrey. However, the clip featured no exposed breasts, which seems to be a drastic departure from season one. Watch for yourself.


Third ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Hits HBO

The third teaser trailer for HBO's "Game of Thrones" premiered last night on HBO. Based on the books George R.R. Martin, the fantasy series will most likely fulfill every dork's wet dream (at least until The Hobbit hits theaters). The third teaser trailer for HBO's "Game of Thrones" premiered last night on HBO. Based on the books by George R.R. Martin, the fantasy series will most likely fulfill every dork's wet dream (at least until The Hobbit hits theaters). Considering the trailer featured the three B's of fantasy films (beards, blonds, and beheadings), I, myself, am not ashamed to say I was a little turned on by the whole thing, which is odd, considering the amount of radiation this laptop has pumped into my crotch. Thanks, HBO! (Deadline)