Guy Pearce Is Captain Sarcastic In ‘Lockout’ Trailer

When the president‘s daughter is held hostage in an outer space prison, there’s only one man who can save her. But he’s a loose cannon. <—— Actual dialogue from this trailer. Possibly written while drunk?

Maggie Grace plays the president’s comely daughter who happens to be hanging out at an off-Earth prison when the inmates take over. And the only non-Liam Neeson guy who can save her is Guy Pearce. A wise-crackin’, butt-smokin’, one man wrecking machine whose gonna astronaut his way in and get her off that floating crowbar hotel. Lockout looks completely ridiculous. But also completely awesome. It’s the Con-Air sequel we’ve always wanted. Give me all the tickets.

In space, when you drop the soap, does the soap float in mid-air?