‘Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Green Band Trailer Is OFFICIALLY Here

This one's better for you if you get squeamish at the sight of blood. [post-album postid="16509" item="2"] If you find yourself offended by the sight of emaciated sideboob, this green band release of David Fincher's The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trailer should be more to your liking than the red band version that leaked over the weekend. Otherwise, it's about the same. Awesome camera work, Karen O belting out a cover of "Immigrant Song" over a grinding Trent Reznor beat, nefarious Swedes, and Daniel Craig's wrinkly pants.
The trailer doesn't do much to tell you about the film but I guess that's because everyone who has flown in the last two years has read the book already. Except for me. You see, I've been put on the no-fly list because I share a name with a suspected terrorist. That's a totally different Wookie Johnson though.

Watch Next:

‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And New Writer Marti Noxon

Related Content


Curl Up With 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' Trailer

I never knew reading could be so much fun! That old so-and-so David Fincher has done it again. Here's our first in-depth look at the plot of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, which is good if you are not one of the millions reading the Steig Larsson novel on their commute to work last year. The story begins with Rooney Mara's Lisbeth investigating Daniel Craig's journalist Mikael for a group of employers who want to hire him to investigate a 40-year old cold case. Mikael in turn hires Lisbeth to aid him in his investigation. Without having read the story, I'd say that Christopher Plummer totally did it. Or Warlock. I've never trusted either of those guys. All in all, it's an exciting trailer that builds the mystery while introducing the characters without slowing down the action. Mara and Craig have an undeniable chemistry. I'm really looking forward to when this film gets adapted into a weekly procedural on ABC starring Ron Eldard and Joanna Garcia.


Links Away: Fo' Minutes of Dragon Tattooness

  LeBron Pokes Fun Of Himself (TotalProSports) Chelsea Brooke Sexiness (GorillaMask) Tana Ashlee Sexiness (CagePotato) Nic Cage: Reluctant Vigilante (FilmDrunk) The Internet's Best FMLs (Smosh) Mom and Pop Brothels Fear Walmart Sized Brothels (Holytaco) Pippa Middleton's Upskirt Pic (CelebJihad) This Is A Little Too Real (Unreality) Underboob Sexiness (DoubleViking) Matthew Vaughn Not Making Kick Ass 2 (Slashfilm) Hotties On Boats (MadeMan) Kim Kardashian Vacation Pics (Ehowa) The Best SNL Sketches Of All Time (<a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2011/09/what-are-the-best-snl-sketches-of-all-time/1" target="_


Links Away: The Piggy With The Frog Tattoo

The Muppets Pig with the Froggy Tattoo Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers   Rapping For Hope Solo (TotalProSports) Lindsey Mattway Sexiness (GorillaMask) Jordan Daniele Hotness (CagePotato) Channing Tatum Is The Son Of No One (FilmDrunk) The Best Katy Perry Photoshops (Smosh) Rogue Hotdog Statue Causes Madness (Holytaco) Hayden Panetierre Makes Anal Beads (CelebJihad) The Real King Of Kong (Unreality) Meet The Girl Of Your Dreams (DoubleViking) New Footage From The Thing (SlashFilm) The Hottest Emmy Nominees (<a href="http://www.mademan.com/the-hottest-prime


Green Band ‘Bad Teacher’ Teaser Probably Still Inappropriate For Children

See if you can spot all 26 differences! If the trailers and posters for the upcoming Bad Teacher are to be believed, Cameron Diaz wants to get in on that sweet Billy Bob Thornton stardom - since this appears to be a variation on the theme established by the Holiday classic Bad Santa. What next? Bad Salesman? Bad Assassin? Bad Prostitute? Maybe some weird/awesome combination of the three. Anyway, the trailer is pretty much just like the red-band trailer that was released previously, with some concessions to wholesome entertainment. For instance, instead of saying "hold my ball sack" at the end, Jason Segel says "hold my balls." One second while I send this trailer to my grandmother and some nuns. (via /Film)


Jake Gyllenhaal Is All Muscles And Tattoos In The Boxing Drama 'Southpaw'

Because you're fooling yourself if you're a serious actor who hasn't done a boxing film. If you wanted the archetypical boxing film, you've got it in Southpaw. Jake Gyllenhaal goes hard with ink and a distinctly non-Nightcrawler'physique to play a fighter with a heart of gold. In typical boxing movie fashion, he hits rock bottom in a number of ways (it's not exactly clear what goes down in the trailer), and is forced to work his way back up, training with Forrest Whitaker. And apparently managed by 50 Cent. The film comes from Training Day director Antoine Fuqua, so there's more than a little grit in the storytelling. As his character says in the film, Gyllenhaal wants to fight again. He wants to get his kid back. Such is the plight of the cinematic boxer. (A.V. Club)


Exclusive: The 'Wanderlust' Red Band Trailer Is Here

Watch it. Wanderlust, staring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston, hits theaters Friday, February 24st. But, in order to hold you over until then, we've got the exclusive red band trailer, and it's literally got something for everybody. If for some reason you're not a fan of laughter, you'll still be able to enjoy the naked breasts and implied bestiality. And let's not forget the psychedelic drugs. See, something for everyone! The Judd Apatow produced film (directed by David Wain) tells the story of a couple from New York who flee the city in search of something more. What they end up finding is a commune full of promiscuous hippies. Compare that to what the travelers found in The Hills Have Eyes, and I think it's safe to say the Wanderlust characters really lucked out.


Honest Trailers - Green Lantern

You've been demanding this one since the very first Honest Trailer — so we figured it was time to shine a (green) light on one of the most disappointing superhero movies ever. In brightest day, in blackest night, Green Lantern won't escape our sight! You've been demanding this one since the very first Honest Trailer — so we figured it was time to shine a (green) light on one of the most disappointing superhero movies ever. Become a Screen Junkie! Click here to see more Screen Junkies Show Previously... Honest Trailers - The X-Men Trilogy Honest Trailers - The Spider-Man Trilogy Honest Trailers - Captain America: The First Avenger Honest Trailers - Thor: The Dark World Honest Trailers - The Dark Knight Honest Trailers - Man of Steel


Jon Hamm's Soup Is Done In 'Bridesmaids' Red-Band Trailer

In case you didn't think these bridesmaids were rough-and-tumble...they are. This trailer has the ribald language to prove it. The red-band trailer for Bridesmaids-poster-the-romcom-gods-are-smiling/" target="_blank">Bridesmaids is not terribly different than the green (mauve?)-band trailer, save for three f-bombs, some scattered "shits" (not as gross as it sounds), Kristen Wiig in a bra, and a reference to a fat lady's undercarriage. Other than that, we're still rocking ladies with gas, fat chick talking about fight clubs, and a bunch of other instances of girls acting like guys, only girlier. There's also some shots of Jon Hamm, mid-coitus, which you should find just delightful, regardless of your sexual orientation. He also says "soup's done" in a reference to reaching climax, which I have never heard before, and hope to never hear again. Bridesmaids will completely eff with your sensibilities, in a charming, middle-America way on May 13th.