In the UK trailer for Steven Soderbergh‘s Haywire, Gina Carano proves she’s not a Step Up fan by breaking Channing Tatum into various pieces. Who knew that MMA could be exciting?!! Whenever I watch it’s just sweaty dudes hugging on the floor.
And far be it from me to criticize how a shadowy operation hires and fires their elite assassins, but it seems like setting them up and killing them is a bit risky. Because if you fail, you suddenly have a killing machine gunning for Ewan McGregor. Why not offer them a pink slip? It might be a nice change of pace to not shoot, stab, and decapitate people for a living. You know, they could just head someplace warm and write. Follow their dream.