Get Your Fill Of Cartoon Violence With The 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For' Red Band Trailer

Boobs, butts, and bullets. If you didn't go to Comic-Con, you missed out on girls walking around in their underwear. I know. It seems counter-intuitive that half-naked girls would be that close to comic books but it really happened. Luckily, you can now watch the red band trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For, which earned this rating by featuring a multitude of girls prancing around in their underwear. Mainly, it's shots of Jessica Alba and Jamie Chung dancing in their underwear. In black and white, which makes it barely fappable even by 2004 standards.

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The 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For' Official Trailer Is Out, And It's Awesome

...And it's awesome. Written by Frank Miller. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller. Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Brolin, Eva Green and Ray Liotta, not to mention Mickey "wrecked face" Rourke and Jessica Alba, with her electric hair (all ablaze in the clip of her knee-sliding stripper routine). Plus the incredible, contrasty, inked-pages-come-to-life look set Sin City: A Dame To Kill For up to be every bit as awesome as all the fanboys (and girls) this side of ComicCon are hoping it'll be. The official trailer, out just today, makes the release date of August 22 feel sooooo far away; but hey, the bright side is that it's something to look forward to.


We Have Yet Another Trailer For 'Sin City: A Dame To Kill For'

They're back and as morally ambiguous as ever. It's been a long time since Sin City hit theaters, and almost as long since we started hearing rumblings of a sequel to the Frank Miller adaptation. Well, the ensemble has been assembled, and filming has completed. We got a trailer a few months back, and now we have another one. Barring some sort of catastrophe, that means we'll have Sin City: A Dame to Kill For soon enough. August 22nd to be precise. Take a look at the trailer which features stars like Jessica Alba, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Brolin, Eva Green, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson, Juno Temple, Jaime King, Jamie Chung, and Dennis Haysbert. Not bad.


Exclusive: The 'Wanderlust' Red Band Trailer Is Here

Watch it. Wanderlust, staring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston, hits theaters Friday, February 24st. But, in order to hold you over until then, we've got the exclusive red band trailer, and it's literally got something for everybody. If for some reason you're not a fan of laughter, you'll still be able to enjoy the naked breasts and implied bestiality. And let's not forget the psychedelic drugs. See, something for everyone! The Judd Apatow produced film (directed by David Wain) tells the story of a couple from New York who flee the city in search of something more. What they end up finding is a commune full of promiscuous hippies. Compare that to what the travelers found in The Hills Have Eyes, and I think it's safe to say the Wanderlust characters really lucked out.


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SEE THE FULL POST FOR THE RED BAND VERSION. Nothing helps a Friday afternoon go by faster than some fictional torture. Once you get past the age gate (I know, I know) you'll be treated to one of Saw's trademark traps. After watching this, I've decided that, should I find mysel in a trap like this, I'm just going to sit there and let it kill me. SEE THE FULL POST FOR THE RED BAND VERSION. Nothing helps a Friday afternoon go be faster than some fictional torture. Once you get past the age gate (I know, I know) you'll be treated to one of Saw's trademark traps. After watching this, I've decided that, should I find mysel in a trap like this, I'm just going to sit there and let it kill me. I can barely handle the pressure of ordering at the drive through let alone deciding between my limbs and my life.       


'3 Days To Kill' Looks Like 'Ronin' With A Little Costner Sprinkled In

Kevin Costner...badass. Action movies are 40% more appealing when they take place in Europe. (CITATION NEEDED) They've got cool cars, narrow streets upon which to race those cars, girls with accents, Russians in black Range Rovers...the whole shebang. Three Days to Kill gets us all those things, and also Kevin Costner playing a badass. Following Hatfields and McCoys, I dare say Mr. Costner is enjoying something of a renaissance. Anyway, the lowdown on this film is that Costner's a secret service agent, and he's gotta complete a mission to get an experimental drug that could save his life. The drug wrecks him with hallucinations, and he's juggling family strife while doing it. It's like a more domestic Crank, except I'm somehow able to take it seriously. Way to go Mr. Costner, on returning to Dances with Wolves form, if that character drove Audis throughout Paris. Which he should have.


Hot Girl Halloween Kills Supercut

Horror movies sure do like to kill off young women. If you're anything like me, you enjoy watching beautiful young women being systematically stalked and violently dismembered like they're nothing more than a piece of beef. Wait a second; I don't like that at all. But some people must. How else do you explain this supercut of hot girls being snuffed out in slasher films? It's not like we had a shortage of content to choose from. Sometimes it's more humorous than scary, and sometimes it's downright disturbing. But no matter which way you slice it, almost every horror movie has at least one hot girl getting murdered. Well, if you're bored with seeing hot chicks getting butchered, it's time to take matters into your own hands. No, I'm not telling you to start killing women I am, however, telling you to check out's Halloween Scare Contest, where you can enter your own scary video for a chance to earn up to $1000. Check out the link above for more details.