Goddangit if Eva Green ain’t just the purdyest thing I ever seen. I want to make little Eva Green babies with her. I want to spend all day just making those babies. At some point, as we hold each other, wrapped in a high thread-count sheet I’d ask her to explain this trailer to me. I’d ask her really nicely, and I preface it by saying that the movie looks interesting, and that Ryan Felippe is great, but I’m just a little confused and that everything is going to be OK.