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Fox News Gives Glenn Beck Something New To Cry About

Glenn Beck is gonna have to go back to the conspiracy drawing board, because his Fox News show is coming to an end. Who’s behind all this? NPR? The Obama Administration? We may never know.

Fox News struck a deal with Beck to bring an end to his 5 pm show, which was regularly the third highest rated show in cable news. At one point, his ratings were much higher, but the numbers have continuously been dropping, and creeped out advertisers have been pulling their sponsorships, which explains all the crying. Here’s a joint statement Fox News and Beck’s production company Mercury Radio Arts released on what he’ll do next:

“[We] will work together to develop and produce a variety of television projects for air on the Fox News Channel as well as content for other platforms including Fox News’ digital properties.”

So get excited for a bunch of crazy Glenn Beck soundboard iPhone apps. “Shut up, 9/11 victims,” “The President’s racist,” ”O-L-I-G-A-R-H-Y.” Coming soon.

Beck announced the end of days on his show in the above clip. He compares himself to American her Paul Revere and claims he “avoids confrontation” and doesn’t like conflict. Yup, that all checks out. (TheWrap)

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