'Fast Five' Macho Quiz

Johnson vs. Diesel vs. Brewster vs. Walker While in Rio de Janeiro for the Fast Five press junket, I had the chance to sit down with the cast of the film and administer the Macho Quiz. It's Dwayne Johnson vs. Vin Diesel vs Paul Walker vs. Jordana Brewster for the coveted title. In a movie filled to the brim with testosterone, I know you're all itching to find out who ranks the highest. They're just all lucky Tom Selleck doesn't have a cameo.

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