'Escape From Tomorrow' First Movie Filmed Secretly At Disney World To Feature No Upskirts

I always knew that place was up to something. There's something far more nefarious going on at Disney World than overpriced food and beverage prices. If you think anything like filmmaker Randy Moore, you see that beneath the joyful veneer of the happiest place on Earth lies an undercurrent of secret violence. That's the gist of Escape From Tomorrow, Moore's film shot without permission at Disney World. He must have studied under Robert K. Bowfinger. As you can see from the trailer, it's a sinister, mind-bending trip that will forever ruin Epcot Center for you. Last thing I want is my head turning into one of those things.