Thursday, December 20 by

Enjoy The ‘Great Gatsby’ Trailer Sans 3D

When adapting one of the few great American novels, it’s important to use bleeding-edge technology so the metaphors don’t just figuratively fly at you, but literally as well.

*ZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOM* “THE HOLLOWNESS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM”

*VROOOOOOOOOM* “DUALITY OF MAN!!!!”

And so on. I apologize to Mr. Gunnin for only knowing two apt literary themes for Gatsby. Too busy living my life in high school, I guess.

So here’s Tobey, Leo, and Mrs. Marcus Mumford doing that thing where they’re really important, acting in a period piece and whatnot.

Do you like this story?