Nothing is better at reminding you you’re unemployed than daytime television programming, especially these stupid court shows. But there’s something very amusing about watching Judge Judy try to save her leather ass when the whole studio starts shaking thanks to last week’s earthquake. I’m actually sort of impressed that she kept it together for as long as she did. She doesn’t even flinch when the quake starts and only reacts once stuff starts falling from the ceiling. I guess she really is committed to making sure white trash pay their debts. Ultimately, the best part is the look on the defendant’s face. You can tell he’s a little worried about getting crushed by a falling light, but more hopeful that the quake will get him out of paying the $80 phonebill he promised his girlfriend he’d pay.