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We also got Robert De Niro's rendition of Miley's 'Wrecking Ball' somehow. Turns out that Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman, Michael Douglas, and Kevin Kline -- the Mt. Rushmore of acting -- will do pretty much anything you ask. And so, with Last Vegas in theaters this weekend and because the movie is about recapturing youth, we thought we'd have the patriarchs of cinema read lyrics from some of the most popular young musical artists of today. Morgan Freeman interprets Ylvis - "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say)", De Niro puts his spin on Miley Cyrus, Kevin Kline tackles One Direction, and Michael Douglas loves his "Chinese Food." We can't believe we actually got them to do this. Everybody go see Last Vegas like nine times this weekend! Rules.
Only one thing could be better than cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D. And that’s cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D as narrated by Mr. Morgan Freeman! Only one thing could be better than cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D. And that's cute baby animals frolicking around in 3D as narrated by Mr. Morgan Freeman! Luckily, that's just what Born to be Wild 3D provides. The film tells the story of orphaned animals who have been rescued by humans, and follows their journey to return to the wild. While the movie is sure to provide an inspiring message of conservation and environmental stewardship, that's not why you're here. You want to see a bunch of stupid monkeys, preferably, monkeys who are throwing poop at each other! Well, the trailer has the monkeys covered. As for the poop throwing, I guess we'll just have to wait for the actual film.
Robert Schwentke's film adaptation of the Warren Ellis graphic novel Red looks like The Losers recast for a CBS audience. It stars Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich (going full-Nugent), and Mary-Louise Parker as former CIA assassins forced into retirement. But old habits die hard and the boredom of retired life sets in, causing them to venture out on their own to murder-for-hire. And then when their old bosses try to have them killed, they reunite to take the fight to the CIA's front door. Why is the CIA always trying to kill its former employees? That hardly happens with any other profession. Better off safe than sorry though. That's why I've been systematically eliminating the customers from my boyhood paper route. That, and because of their ethnicities. HELEN MIRREN POPS A CAP AFTER THE JUMP...
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There's a new most dangerous cartoon in town. Move over, Archer. To be fair, it's not that big a departure. They are both stocky, somewhat outcasts, and they have an appreciation of science. While the video's pretty funny, I never realized how integral the score of Dexter was to the show, but it definitely let's you know what's up in this cartoon. In the off chance that the plastic wrap, blood slides, and nosy sister didn't tell you what this show was alluding to.
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have. This is even better casting than Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. It just makes damn sense.
This trailer-preview-thing for director Joe Johnston's 'Captain America' comes courtesy of "E.T.," who got their glitziness and excessive voice over all over Cap's shield. Can't wait for the full Captain America: The First Avenger trailer to drop? Here's something to tide you Marvel-loving nerd soldiers over: a preview video for the trailer. That's right, it's a preview designed to hype an upcoming trailer. 2012 is getting closer and closer, folks. This trailer-preview-thing for director Joe Johnston's Captain America comes courtesy of "Entertainment Tonight," who got their glitziness and excessive voice over all over Cap's shield. Disgusting. However, to quote the great Homer Simpson, "it's still good. It's still good." We've also got a very, very short clip from the trailer off Paramount's Twitter feed. If you blink and press play at the same time, you'll miss what happens. Better get the clothespins out for those pesky eyelids. (Cinema Blend)
Tuesday, Entertainment Tonight is going to premiere the Green Lantern trailer that will play before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Yesterday they premiered the teaser of that trailer in between "We're number one! We're number one!" promotional graphics. Tuesday, Entertainment Tonight is going to premiere the Green Lantern trailer that will play before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Yesterday they premiered the teaser of that trailer in between "We're number one! We're number one!" promotional graphics. The footage gives you a taste of what's to come, and by that I mean Blake Lively. Alright, you got me, Ryan Reynolds also makes me blush. I just wish he'd get rid of that gaudy ring. Ya didn't win a Super Bowl, buddy! (/Film)
I can't tell you what rapper Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson is doing sharing the screen with famous and reasonably talented actor Bruce Willis, but I know this: it ain't dancin'. Don't look at me for answers, I'm just a reporter. That's right, I can't tell you what rapper Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson is doing sharing the screen with famous and reasonably talented actor Bruce Willis. It looks like acting, but that's not really sufficient explanation, is it? Well, there aren't many more clues in the trailer to the new crime thriller Setup. There's a heist, I think, and there's Ryan Phillippe, and it's all being directed/written by a stunt coordinator. It doesn't really add up, but here it is. It's got a lot of the staples of a Bruce Willis OR 50 Cent movie: people getting shot, things being stolen, bad guys riding in the back of limos and saying vague and evil things, and someone possibly being a ghost. Who knows, it might even be good! It most likely will not, but stranger things have happened. You know, like that time 50 Cent lost all that weight for a movie that looks like it was shot on a flip phone. (Vulture)