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David Lynch Directed A Commercial For A Home Pregnancy Test

Because even Capt. Bizarro needs to keep the lights on, we have this recently discovered home pregnancy test commercial directed by David Lynch back in 1997. What it lacks in dwarves and women frozen in woodgrain, it makes up for in tension-building synths and an actress who looks like Laura Palmer. Still, really admire Lynch’s ability to hold back on his urges to get weird with a placenta.

A plus sign means you’re pregnant. A minus means you’re not pregnant. And an occult symbol means your dead twin is secretly gazing at you through an oculus punched into the fabric of reality.

 

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