David Attenborough Narrates Miley's VMA Performance

Her mysterious rituals explained. No matter how sick you may be of Miley Cyrus and where she rubs her genitals, you have to watch this video because it's the best.

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The FBI Recruits Miley Cyrus Because Reasons In 'So Undercover'

You're better than this, Jeremy Piven. Not by much, but still, you're better than this. In her most believable role to date, Miley Cyrus plays a private investigator recruited by the FBI and sent to college in order to keep an eye on a star witness. I don't know why the FBI would employ a private investigator or why they wouldn't put a star witness in protective custody or how changing Miley Cyrus, P.I.'s flannel shirt out for a dress constitutes a makeover or how this movie doesn't feature comic relief from a pet piglet sidekick that covers its eyes with a little pig hoof whenever Miley makes a social faux pas. If any movie deserves a socially-aware piglet sidekick, it's this one. That's on you, screenwriter Allan Loeb.


Watch Miley Cyrus Trip Balls

Normally we don't cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn't resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff'd up. Normally we don't cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn't resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff'd up. According the TMZ, the video was shot in Miley's L.A. home five days after her 18th birthday. They also claim that the smoke filling the bong is not marijuana but the natural herb salvia which is legal in California. Whatever she's inhaling, it's doing it's job. Even better, Bush is playing in the background. Poor choice. Gavin Rossdale is such a mellow harsher.


You No Longer Have To Imagine Nicolas Cage's Face Laid Over Miley Cyrus's In The 'Wrecking Ball' Video

It's exists now. You can always count on the Internet to right the wrongs. The wrong in this case being that Miley Cyrus's new music video failed to replace her face with that of Nicolas Cage. It was a major oversight on the part of her label, but thankfully somebody corrected history. The result is the type of horrifying that you can't stop staring at. Note that the video is brief, but would you really want to hear more than 8 seconds of this song?


Peep This: Jennifer Lawrence In 'The Hunger Games'

Katniss shows off her hunting skills. Though Jennifer Lawrence couldn't make it in person to feel Beyonce's baby bump at the MTV VMA's, she was able to send over the first clip from The Hunger Games. The highly-anticipated adaptation of Suzanne Collins' bestseller is currently filming but Lionsgate was able to drop a quick scene of Lawrence's Katniss stalking around the forest with bow in hand. Ready to hunt or be hunted. Meanwhile, co-star Liam Hemsworth provides a voice-over pep talk reminding her not to get killed. Then flaming trees fall before her at every step. Who is she hunting? Dragons??


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New Trailer Explains Why Madea Exists

I've always been puzzled as to how Madea is a thing. This new trailer for 'Madea's Big Happy Family' answers that question. Note: the answer doesn't give the closure you want. Herllo!! This new trailer for Madea's Big Happy Family finally reveals why this hammer-wielding cross-dresser exists in the first place. It's because of people who enjoy stupidity. Do with that information what you will. This trailer looks like the film is an adaptation of daytime television. All of it. That six hour block of television that gives you a headache and the desire to die on weekday afternoons has been boiled down and shot with a more expensive camera. Not sure how Madea fits into all of this or what her antics will be this time, but I have a strong feeling it will require she takes off her earrings.