Thursday, November 1 by

Darth Vader Plans His Takeover Of The Magic Kingdom

In reaction to the news that Disney has purchased the rights to Star Wars sequels from LucasFilm, Darth Vader decided to swing by the Magical Kingdom to see who he should enslave and crush first. It’s a cute video, but seriously Disney? Everyone knows that Darth Vader dies at the end of Chapter VI, so there’s no way he can appear in the next trilogy. Would it kill you to pay attention to the details? We’re trusting you with this, mmmkay? Don’t f*ck it up.

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