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Curt Connors Masturbates At Work In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer

You know what was missing from Raimi’s Spider-Man movies? Sick ollies. That injustice has been corrected.

The new Australian trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man gives us a glimpse of more the action that The Land Down Under demands. We’ve got Emma Stone thrown out a window, Spidey and the Lizard tickle-fighting as they fall to their deaths, football skills, and Curt Connors possibly masturbating at his desk. I’d expect that of Dylan Baker, but not you Rhys Ifans.

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