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This trailer will be funnier if you're high. Stoner comedies are experiencing a bit of a resurgence of late, what with the stonerly acclaimed Harold & Kumar movies, Pineapple Express, and Your Highness. And now it looks like indie comedian Matt Walsh is getting in on that sweet hydroponic action with High Road. Get it? "High"? Anyway, here's the trailer, which kind of seems like it was put together by someone under the influence of cannabis sativa, in that it's meandering and sluggish. Hopefully the movie will be a lot better, especially with the cast that it has. Take a look at these names: Lizzy Caplan, Rob Riggle, Ed Helms, Horatio Sanz, and Kyle Gass are just some of the people in this thing. And the movie seems to be largely improvised, so maybe the trailer is a fluke. Third option: That you think the trailer is hilarious and I'm an idiot and/or high right now.
Franco and McBride play brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco's fair maiden is kidnapped by an evil witch-man, the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong. [caption id="attachment_8448" align="alignnone" width="600" caption="Let's all take a moment to reflect."][/caption] Universal has dropped the epic red-band trailer for Your Highness. The David Gordon Green-directed film stars Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and an unbelievably sexy Natalie Portman. Franco and McBride pla brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco's fair maiden (Deschanel) is kidnapped by an evil witch-man (Justin Theroux), the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong. They just don't make 'em like they used to. A the town crier would proclaim, "Daaaaaaaaaamn!"
Jason Biggs still hurts himself while masturbating after all these years. Jason Biggs must have a cursed penis or something. Here he is in the red band trailer for American Reunion trying to enjoy some tug-time and once again, his plans go hazardously awry. Over the years he's masturbated in front of his mom, got caught humping pie, and glued himself to himself. I don't understand how he ever managed to create a child. Let alone one capable of opening doors. God must really hate this guy.
Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I'm not talking about guy nipples; I'm talking about the good kind. Think you've already seen the trailer for Jason Statham's new film, The Mechanic? Think again! Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I'm not talking about guy nipples; I'm talking about the good kind. For those of you who don't already know, The Mechanic is a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson film of the same. The plot follows the exploits of a hit man as he does what hit men do. People are thrown from moving vehicles, old men are drown in swimming pools, and one guy even gets stabbed with a fishing spear. Also, there are date-rape jokes. All-and-all, it seems to be a well-balanced film. The Mechanic hits theaters January 28th.
If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you're going to show a butt in the trailer, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent. Want to see Ashton Kutcher's naked ass? Then you're in luck, because the new red band trailer for no strings attached has just that. For those of you who don't want to see Ashton Kutcher's naked ass, be sure to avoid this trailer like it's...well...Ashton Kutcher's naked ass. The film tells the story of platonic friends (played by Kutcher and Natalie Portman) who attempt to have a"no strings attached" sexual relationship (hence the title). Perhaps that plot seems familiar, since it's basically a rehash of an old "Seinfeld" episode with a few F-bombs dropped in for good measure. On the plus side, I give this trailer credit for showing us that although the film is a romantic comedy, it doesn't shy away from vulgar humor. But on the downside, the trailer shows us the wrong ass. If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you're going to show a butt, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent. No Strings Attached hits theaters January 21st. (Collider)
Now featuring the film's actual jokes. It's understandable if you've been underwhelmed by the last few films from Peter and Bobby Farrelly. We all feel it. That's why high hopes are pinned on Hall Pass. When watching the trailer, I got the sense that the film's jokes were just too raunchy for general audiences. This new red band trailer shows that I was right. But just because they're raunchy, doesn't mean they're funny. Also strange that Owen Wilson only has about four lines in this trailer with most of the attention going to Jason Sudeikis's take on a role that typically goes to Dan Fogler. I'll have to wait until we see the film before officially calling the time of death on the Farrelly's comedy skills but I'm prepping our 40 oz's for sip-pouring all the same. (IGN)
Watch it. Wanderlust, staring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston, hits theaters Friday, February 24st. But, in order to hold you over until then, we've got the exclusive red band trailer, and it's literally got something for everybody. If for some reason you're not a fan of laughter, you'll still be able to enjoy the naked breasts and implied bestiality. And let's not forget the psychedelic drugs. See, something for everyone! The Judd Apatow produced film (directed by David Wain) tells the story of a couple from New York who flee the city in search of something more. What they end up finding is a commune full of promiscuous hippies. Compare that to what the travelers found in The Hills Have Eyes, and I think it's safe to say the Wanderlust characters really lucked out.
Where in the hell did the movie Operation: Endgame come from? It stars Rob Corddry, Zach Galifianakis, Maggie Q, Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Ellen Barkin, Bob Odenkirk, Brandon T. Jackson, Jeffrey Tambor, and Odette Yustman. I'd watch that cast wallow in used diapers for 90 minutes. The action-comedy follows two teams of government spies pitted against one another. Of course, most of the men are inept and the women are smokin' hot ass-kickers, but the jokes play. Unfortunately the film is being dumped to DVD, which I find hard to believe considering it stars the now "it" comedian Galifiankis. Maybe the world just isn't ready to see him engage in espionage. Check out the red band trailer for Operation: Endgame below:
Well, it's springtime. Which means along with the setting forward of clocks, comes the kicking of asses courtesy of Jason Statham. Well, it's springtime. Which means along with the setting forward of clocks, comes the kicking of asses courtesy of Jason Statham. Here's a quick red-band look at his latest, Blitz. It has everything you'd expect from a Statham movie. Violent headshots, curb-stomping, swear words, torture, and a naked dude rolling around in bed by himself. Wait. A. Minute. Did Statham approve that? Something tells me his core audience isn't interested in seeing schlong and dude-ass. Just stick to the Statham movie template, Blitz.