Oh, happy day! Here’s a first look at Bryan Singer’s Jack the Giant Killer. In this trailer, we’re introduced to the basic plot of the film — a dumbass kid gets some beans, they turn into a beanstalk that reaches a sky kingdom, a princess is kidnapped, and giants runs around f***ing stuff up. I feel like this trailer is holding back intentionally as not to reveal too many of the surprises and insane special effects that Singer has in store. If anything, this makes me further lament his exit from the X-Men: The Last Stand directors chair. Just imagine what he could have done with the Sentinels.
You owe us a giant robot movie, Bryan Singer. But I’ll take this in the meantime.