Colin Farrell Is A Stone Cold Killer In 'Dead Man Down' Trailer

Even stone cold killers need help with boogers from time to time. Every time he thinks he's out, they pull him back in. Colin Farrell once again puts on his top-assassin-gone-straight pants to play the conflicted killer in Dead Man Down. He thinks he's met a great girl in Noomi Rapace only to learn that she's looking to recruit him to kill her enemies. Chicks, man. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo's Niels Arden Oplev returns to direct Rapace once again in this twisty revenge thriller. Also starring Terrence Howard and Adele's version of "Shine On You Crazy Diamond."

Watch Next:

Jason London Got Drunk, Got Arrested, Then Pooped In A Cop Car

Related Content


Honest Trailers: 'Iron Man 3'

Honesty is always the best policy. Especially when it's funny. By the time you get to the third installment of a film, no matter how original the material, or tight the team is, there are going to be some inconsistencies, redundancies, and just general familiarity that piss people of. And that's just in the base case. If it's a superhero film, and you strip the hero away of his superpowers, you're going to feel the wrath. This is our wrath for Iron Man 3 starring Robert Downey Jr., largely as someone other than Iron Man.


'Man Of Steel' Teases Us With Very Little Man-Of-Steeling

And it condones hitchhiking. The teaser(s) for Zack Snyder's Man of Steel have found their way online and all of online is all like, 'What the Hell?!" Instead of seeing a super-powered man throw around cars hide his identity behind stylish frames, we see him working on a Deadliest Catch boat while he gets some dadly advice from his biological, Russell Crowe.  Those scenes must focus on the year he decided to find himself and act like Wolverine. Second teaser below because the first one wasn't Kevin Costner-y enough.


Enough Killer Children To Swear You Off Of Parenthood Forever

Cold blooded murder has never been so adorable. To coincide with the release of Joe Wright's little-blonde-girl-assassin movie Hanna (in theaters now), Vulture put together a montage of disturbing child murderers! It's actually kind of hypnotic to watch, strangely enough. You'd think it'd make ovaries shrivel up and sperm start swimming the other way, but I don't know, it's kind of making me want to raise a little rugrat of my own. A little ball of joy to coddle and teach to ride a bike, and how to hold an icepick. It's all in the angle, you see. You raise that thing high enough above your head, and you've got a deadl weapon! Any lower and you're just going to maim. This heartwarming montage contains clips from Children Of The Corn all the way to Orphan. And if you're going to complain that Orphan isn't a good example, you're even more of a nerd than me, AND you just helped spoil the ending of a terrible movie. (Vulture)


Robert Downey Jr. Is Acting All Creepy In Extended 'Iron Man 3' Spot

Extended look. Careful what you wish for. We've been hoodwinked. After viewing a portion of the thrilling air rescue in last night's Iron Man 3 Super Bowl spot, we were offered an extended look at the movie's Facebook page. What we got was Robert Downey Jr. staring us down for what felt like 45 minutes. In one sense, we did get an "extended look," just not the one we really hoped for. It's like Marvel is a double-crossing genie all of a sudden.


'Game Of Thrones' Bad Lip Reading Is The Only Thing Good In This Cold, Dark World

Jazz hands makes everything better. This lipdub from Bad Lip Reading takes Game of Thrones footage and creates a fake trailer for Medieval Land Fun-Time World, a zany Caddyshack-esque comedy in which “theme park manager Eddie Stark has one week to whip his lackluster group of employees into shape before the park’s grand opening.” Whatever you do, don't call it a Renaissance Faire and don't eat the burgers.  


'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Trailer Has Won My Dollars

Let's give it all of our dollars. Let's give it all of our dollars. The first trailer for Guy Ritchie's Man From U.N.C.L.E. looks like a blast and is a perfect companion to Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes films. Like Sherlock, Ritchie once again takes an unlikely duo of handsome men and sticks them at the center of inventive action sequences in a period setting. Guy really needs to guest direct an episode of Downton Abbey. They haven't had an explosion on that show in foooorever. This time, the handsomes are played by Superman and The Lone Ranger. One, a dashing American spy. The other, the KGB's best agent. The rivals-turned-allies are forced to team up to thwart a Nazi plan to launch a nuclear weapon. When the Nazis find out that they accidentally created an unlikely friendship, they are going to be so steamed.


'Fear The Walking Dead' Teases Its First Zombie

Unless it isn't. AMC is giving us another little nibble of Fear the Walking Dead. Unlike our first looks that showed us a man running for his life and a kid discussing the legitimacy of bloggers, this new look shows us what might be our first look at a walker. Or else just some drunk guy dressed as Raiden from Mortal Kombat. If it is in fact a walker, this is a really encouraging preview. In all the chatter about the show, nobody ever mentioned zombies wearing funny hats. That adds a whole new level that's been sorely missing from the original series.


How To Fix 'Man Of Steel 2'

If it's broke, fix it. As divisive as Zack Snyder's Man of Steel was, it might be time for the producers to re-evaluate the film and its context before getting busy with the sequel. Fortunately, they don't have to go it alone, as The Screen Junkies Show is here to help with suggestions from a very, very animated and impassioned gentleman, as well as one who is capable of remaining a little more composed. If the studio and production team follows these tips, Man of Steel 2 will be the greatest film since Soul Plane.