Cold Winds Are Rising: 'Game Of Thrones' Teaser Trailer

The bitch is back. Tonight, for a brief moment, I was saddened by the fact that season two of Boardwalk Empire was drawing to a close. But as much as I love the show, the new teaser trailer for the second season of Game of Thrones made me forget all about Nucky Thompson and his prohibition-ear cronies. After all, bootlegging gangsters don't hold a candle to knights, White Walkers, and newly hatched dragons. Upon rereading that last sentence, I finally understand why I didn't get laid until my late 20's. At any rate, the trailer features a voice over from a new character, Stannis Baratheon, rightful heir to the Iron Throne. It also features all your old favorites, as well as your least favorite, Joffrey. However, the clip featured no exposed breasts, which seems to be a drastic departure from season one. Watch for yourself.

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"You win or you die." Is this about Words With Friends? HBO had a surprise hit on their hands last year with Game of Thrones, presumably due to all the nudity and decapitations HBO is famous for providing its viewers. And they're doing the smart thing and not letting anybody see any beheadings for free, if this new teaser that just premiered is any indication. Still, you might be into it if you like the show. Enjoy, and try not to speak with a British accent for the rest of the day - unless you actually are British, of course.


The 'Game of Thrones' Season 2 Teaser Is Better Than Sex (I Assume)

Winter is coming...but 'Game of Thrones' isn't until Spring. We won't see a new episode of Game of Thrones until Spring of 2012. Luckily, winter is coming, which means spring isn't that far off. But for those of you who can't wait, check out the new teaser trailer for season two. Yeah, there's not much to it, which is why it's called a teaser. Even so, I agree with its sentiment that “The night is dark and full of terrors.” That's why I stopped going out at night back when I was in high school. Who needs prom when you've got the works of George R. R. Martin to keep you company?


There's Good And Bad On Every Side In 'Game Of Thrones' Season Four Trailer

April 6th! HBO revealed a trailer for Game of Thrones season four and it's nothing short of ohmygodIwannawatchthisshowrightnow. The trailer hints that more of your favorites will meet horrible ends when Daeneyrs informs Jorah that whether good or bad, those who oppose her have a choice. Dragon or unich, which would you like to be murdered by? We're caught up with each faction. Daeneyrs has grown stronger. Joffrey is still a dick. Jon Snow is still fighting Wildlings. Arya is still seeking revenge. Bran is still doing stuff in the forest. Stannis is still depending on dark magic. Jamie tries on a new hand. And let's assume Theon is trying on his own prosthetic. Wow. George R.R. Martin really knows how to stretch out a narrative. It also looks like this could be the season where acting terrible and entitled catches up to the Lannisters as a man from Tywin's past arrives looking for revenge. How that will unfold, I'm not sure but I've been warned by book readers that a storm of crazy is on the horizon. I can't wait to see what happens next. But not badly enough to actually read. Ewww, gross.


Check Out Nearly 2 Minutes From Season 2 Of 'Game Of Thrones'

If you think you can handle it, that is. For fans of the HBO series Game of Thrones, April 1 can't come soon enough. Not, not because people who like Game of Thrones are also statistically certain to enjoy harmless practical jokes on friends and loved ones - but because April 1 is when the show is set to come back on HBO. If this describes you, why not check out the ample above clip, with plenty of ominous line-readings and violent death. It's two minutes of Heaven!


Get A Load Of 'Game Of Thrones' Season Three

All your favorites are back. Some with cool new scars! The only thing better than watching Game Of Thrones is probably making Game Of Thrones. Just look how psyched everyone in this behind-the-scenes set  diary is. And that's in spite of the blazing heat, terrible cold, and Alfie Allen's tuna breath. Seriously, dude. Pick up some Ice Breakers. Nothing spoilery revealed here. It's what you've come to expect -- walking around in the desert, walking around in the forest, walking around in snow, and Arya getting terrorized by adults. The uje.


'Game Of Thrones'. Season 5. Trailer. Here. Now.

Ok. I'm ready for the premiere now. In *sigh* two and a half months. To the delight of millions of fans throughout the world, the Game of Thrones season 5 trailer has been released, like so many beautiful doves, into the wild. It came before the IMAX presentation of its episodes, and was pretty clearly shot with a fan's camera. Still, it's worth checking out if you're a fan. I don't really feel like discussing the plot points here, but I will direct you to this Variety page where they run through every bit of imagery there is. Me? I prefer to just let it wash over me. Mostly because I can't remember the fate of about 90% of the characters, but also because the trailer is pretty cool with that David Bowie cover. WATCH IT.


HBO Reminds Us That 'Game Of Thrones' Season Two Will Rule

So many new characters. I'm already dizzy. As of April, you're going to have a lot of new names to learn. An in production trailer for the second season of HBO's Game Of Thrones is here to remind you to clear some unnecessary facts and memories out of your brain because when the series returns, you'll be introduced to even more characters with complex connections to one another. Not only that, but you'll see even more locations. But also... more awesome plot twists and boobs. They may as well engrave the Emmy's now.