Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately. If Chris Pratt is willing to show his penis to Amy Poehler on a whim, do you really think he'll back down from a rap challenge? It's good to know that if Mouse Rat (formerly known as Scarecrow Boat) doesn't hit the big time, he can always fall back on his bizarre Eminem impression.

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Watch Chris Pratt Give A 'Cribs'-Style Tour Of The 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Spaceship

We'll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome. If you haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy yet, go check it out. If you have seen the film, or are on the fence, then this video might serve as a nice extra/motivation to get back into the theater again. It's Chris Pratt giving a guided tour of his character's spaceship, The Milano. Why "The Milano?" Because he had a big crush on Alyssa Milano when he was a kid. If you don't find that answer satisfactory, you are a cold-hearted, Pratt-hating monster. The tour is hindered by the fact that there's SO much green-screen stuff going on in this film it's a little hard to know what's what. But we'll take our Pratt when we can get him.


'Parks And Recreaction' Season Six Trailer: May Contain A Non-Schlubby Chris Pratt

The last best hope for network television: 'Parks and Rec' Pawnee's apparently well-funded parks department is headed to London. Ron Swanson looks nonplussed. Leslie is excited. Chris Pratt is dumb and thin now. Ben Wyatt still can't believe he has to deal with this stuff. Stonehenge. A gold shovel. The Michael J. Fox Show. These are the things contained in the trailer for the upcoming Parks and Rec premiere, September 26th.


Steve Coogan And Rob Brydon Give Us More Michael Caine Impressions

It's for the sequel to 'The Trip'. It's for The Trip To Italy, the sequel of sorts to The Trip, which saw the two comedians, in a pseudo-documentary format, travel around, eat, and not do much else. It was originally a mini-series, then was edited to become a feature film. They're back at it in Italy, where the food is better, and the Michael Caine impressions are less delighting, but still very, very funny. "YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"


'The Finest Hours' Trailer: "I'm On A Boat" - Chris Pine

What can't this guy captain? He's attractively rescued those in peril from spaceships and trains with Star Trek and Unstoppable, now Chris Pine is on a boat in The Finest Hours. When a tanker splits in half and its crew needs attractive rescue, Chris Pine is the man for the job. Here he plays a Coast Guard captain dispatched to save the thirty-plus stranded men with little more than a wooden lifeboat while facing obstacles like 60-foot waves. It's a shame that Jaws already has dibs on that "we're gonna need a bigger boat" line.


Eminem Looked A Little Out Of It During A College Football Interview

It wouldn't be the first time Brent Musberger did drugs with Eminem. Though it's too late to keep many overly-concerned Americans from simply screaming "DRUGS!" a fairly vacant and befuddled-looking Eminem was pretty damn funny during the Michigan-Notre Dame game on Saturday night. Eminem went to the announcing booth to promote his new single Berzerk, and was teetering slowly, mouth agape in stunning fashion. While it's easy to say "Eminem's on drugs!" (and you'd probably be right), I think it's far more likely he was bored with these painful promotional exercises, and wanted to spice things up by wobbling back and forth. In any event, just do this when you're stuck in a boring situation, and it will end sooner than you think!


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Scarecrow Johnny Depp Chats With Break

Acting legend and pirate extraordinaire Johnny Depp recently sat down with Break in Paris to chat about his latest film. During this interview, he admits that if he fought co-star Angelina Jolie she’d win, but he’d definitely leave marks. Acting legend and pirate extraordinaire Johnny Depp recently sat down with Break in Paris to chat about his latest film. During this interview, he admits that if he fought co-star Angelina Jolie she’d win, but he’d definitely leave marks. Sounds like it might be more than a hypothetical situation. Meoooow, this Deppussy's got claws.