Channing Tatum Is Named John Cale In 'White House Down' Trailer

It's like 'Die Hard' for dumbasses. Let's call it 'Read Hard'. Whoever cut this trailer really knows what they're doing. That's not to say that it's particularly thrilling or exciting. I'm speaking more to the fact that it takes three opportunities to remind us that the name of Channing Tatum's character is not Channing Tatum. Sometimes that's easy to forget.