Celebrities Of Varying Degrees Of Tolerability 'Surprise' Jimmy Fallon During HIs First Show

I put surprise in quotes because we're not stupid. Jimmy Fallon made his premiere as the Tonight Show host last night. Unsurprisingly, quite a few stops were pulled out last night. Would I dare say they pulled out "all" the stops? No. I wouldn't. But they did get a bunch of people who are always appearing in all sorts of crap. Namely, Robert De Niro, Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, and Rudy Giuliani all swung by. It's like what my fantasy dinner party would be like, only the total opposite. To be fair, Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey, and Seth Rogen also made appearances, but mentioning them above would have torpedoed my little joke. Take a look and just imagine if he can keep this sort of prestige up for the next 25 years or so. That would be impressive!