Your parents paid good money so that you could go to college to learn and have sex, not to hump a cleaning utensil and play a watered down version of smear the queer. If you are a Harry Potter fan, then we don’t mean to offend you by poking fun. But seriously, come on. You just can’t defend this. It’s one thing if the brooms were actually magic. But they are not. They are just booms. Arrrrghh.