Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
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It's a race against time to make sure Rob Corddry doesn't see Cameron Diaz's vagina. In the red-band trailer for Sex Tape, Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz star as a couple who are too busy buying iPads for everyone they've ever met and have let their sex life fallen by the wayside. To pull out of this rut, they decide to do things with one another's genitals in front of Steve Jobs' All-Seeing Eye. This footage is then somehow synced with the copious amounts of iPads they've gifted to family and friends and postal carriers (totally normal thing to do). From there, it's a race against time to make sure Rob Corddry doesn't see Cameron Diaz's vagina.
You eat apples with that mouth, Cameron? Here's the trailer for that raunchy Cameron Diaz comedy that you've all been clamoring to touch your eyeballs against. Bad Teacher stars Diaz as a spoiled, lazy teacher who just doesn't give an F. Until she figures out that big boobs = being able to bang Justin Timberlake. From that point on she's ready to do whatever it takes to earn the money for a new pair of cans. Whatever it takes. Even doing her job. She's that desperate.
It's 2012's hijinksiest film. The Coen Brothers have veered once again into remake territory and the results seem to be ugh. A remake of the Michael Caine/Shirley Maclaine 1960's heist flick, Gambit, brings the Coens aboard as writers only. So they can't take the brunt of the blame like with The Ladykillers and Intolerable Cruelty. Those this film definitely has the same work-for-hire feel those movies share. Feel free to watch the trailer, but I should warn you that Cameron Diaz speaks in an over-the-top Southern accent. In other words, don't watch the trailer.
I'm in a league of my own, bitch, I'm Tom Hanks. My money long, that's the Green Mile My pockets ready to blow My weed extremely loud Your girl incredibly close Buckwheat Groats have both opened the door for Tom Hanks-themed hip-hop and effectively slammed it shut in the face of all competitors before dropping the mic which then smashed through the floor like the bathtub in The Money Pit.
Alec Baldwin looks better as a toon. NBC apparently isn't content to have "30 Rock" simply be a live-action cartoon - they want to turn it into a literal cartoon as well. And lucky you, you can watch it right here. This cartoon, which is the first in a planned series of three, features Alex Baldwin as the Bugs Bunny to NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams' Elmer Fudd. An animated version of"30 Rock" is making me wonder about other TV possibilities - a cartoon short based on"Boardwalk Empire," perhaps. Or maybe a live-action "Archer." These are all great ideas, I hope I get paid when they happen. (Vulture)
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It's pretty dramatic for community college. Community's return to the screen via Yahoo is soon approaching, and this trailer gives us a little idea of what we're in for. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just your run of the mill academic stuff like: Frisbees collapsing through a roof The dean doing some early 90's-style virtual reality (He's walking!) Inmates on iPads on Segways Lots and lots and lots of costume A new whitewashed cast! No Glover No Chase No Shirley It may not be what it once was, but it looks pretty damn fun and great. And it's got your RDA of Professor Chang. Oh, and if you didn't figure it out, the trailer is in the style of The Avengers. That's right. We were looking for...The Avengers.
Umm... cool power, Kevin Bacon?? With the Internet just filled to the fucking brim with X-Men: First Class trailers, stills, and posters, it was only a matter of time before we got to see Kevin Bacon's Sebastian Shaw use his mutant ability. Which apparently is to blossom into a fireball and grow a lot of arms. Umm.... didn't see that one coming. It's definitely not as cool as some of the other powers out there. Like Magneto, the guy who does stuff to magnets. Or Mystique, who can turn into anyone she wants including the guy who does stuff to magnets. Or Super Mario when he catches an invincibility star.
It's cool the way the mouths almost sync up. These cartoon re-cuts of popular trailers never get tiresome. Special thanks to the people alone in their bedrooms dedicating 10+ hours to this level of nerdiness.