But What If 'Jurassic Park' Were About Giant Bulldogs?

I'd still see it. Jurassic Park would have been a much different movie had the dinosaurs been swapped out with adorable, giant bulldogs. Still enjoyable, but very different. For instance, there'd be a lot less tension and likely a lot more farting. Anything with Jeff Goldblum and bulldogs though is bound to break box office records.