But What If 'Jurassic Park' Were About Giant Bulldogs?

I'd still see it. Jurassic Park would have been a much different movie had the dinosaurs been swapped out with adorable, giant bulldogs. Still enjoyable, but very different. For instance, there'd be a lot less tension and likely a lot more farting. Anything with Jeff Goldblum and bulldogs though is bound to break box office records.

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Jeff Goldblum Sings Made-Up Lyrics To The 'Jurassic Park' Theme On 'Late Night With Seth Meyers'

Can we get this during the credits of the next installment? Jeff Goldblum, a noted actor, and increasingly-noted jazz singer, took to Late Night with Seth Meyers last night, and offered up the audience a special treat. The Jurassic Park actor discovered that the Internet had written lyrics for the film's theme song, and he sang them with gusto. Why was he on Seth Meyers? Dunno. Why was he singing made-up Jurassic Park lyrics? Because he's Jeff Goldblum, and the older he gets, the less wrong he can do. It's all very charming and fun, and it makes me wish he was around to sing fake lyrics to songs more often. The Big Chill? Igby Goes Down? Where are their themes? So watch him give it up for that movie with the dinosaurs and Newman. (Vulture)


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'Jurassic Park: The High Heels Edition'

It's the 'Jurassic Park' films you know and love as you've never seen them before. With NON. STOP. HEELS. If you already own the Jurassic Park box set, you can go ahead and throw it in the trash. Because the new Jurassic Park Box Set: High Heels Edition is the only box set you'll ever need. Jurassic World has dominated the summer box office. Thanks in no small part to Bryce Dallas Howard's Claire and the cute way she spent the entire movie in high heels. Calling the shots at the park of the future? In high heels. Running for her life from dinosaurs? In high heels. Being portrayed as a sexist gender stereotype? In high heels. Universal knows a good opportunity when they see it, and they are capitalizing on the attention. It's the Jurassic Park films you know and love with NON. STOP. HEELS.


This Video Figures Out How Much It Would Cost To Create 'Jurassic Park'

Who would have thought that populating an island with extinct animals would be so expensive? If the only thing keeping you from developing your own Jurassic Park was the uncertainty of the cost, I'm happy to say that you can now get to building. Courtesy of Fandango, a video has been assembled that allows us, with very little precision whatsoever, to determine how much a Jurassic Park would be for us. It turns out it wouldn't be cheap. It's far more money than most of us have. Did we need a video to tell us that? Not really, but if we all pooled our money, we'd probably have enough to build it. So leave your PayPal email in the comments, and I'll send you an invoice for your share of the park (1/4 raptor). Here's the video. (A.V. Club)


Andy Dwyer Battles A Killer, Mutant Dinosaur In 'Jurassic Parks And Recreation'

Now I'm disappointed Chris Pratt isn't playing Andy Dwyer in 'Jurassic World'. This took longer than it probably should have to show up online but it was the holidays, so give it a rest already, okay? Here, Jurassic World and Parks and Recreation are inevitably awkwardly mashed together because Chris Pratt is in both of those things you see. Still, I'd love to watch any form of entertainment about Andy Dwyer battling a killer, mutant dinosaur. It's fan-fic heaven.


The First Full Trailer For 'Jurassic World' Is Here And Actually Shows Some Dinosaurs

All these years and they still haven't been able to create friendly dinosaurs. Ridiculous. We finally have a trailer that gives us a sense of how Jurassic World is going to go down, and it's got some unexpected surprises in it. First off, it reads more like a scary film than a big epic film like the original did. Of course, so did Jurassic Park III, so that's not necessarily a good thing. But, it's got Chris Pratt, which IS a good thing. It's hard to deny the film is different, but it's got some campy-fun lines tossed in there, so I'm guessing that this will have a fair amount of appeal out of the gate. Whether or not it lives up to it predecessors is another story. (Deadline)


The New Dinosaur Definitely Scares The Kids In 'Jurassic World' Trailer

It truly is a great day for fans of giant reptiles eating people. The jaw-dropping moments of the Super Bowl weren't relegated to the final two minutes of the game thanks to new trailer that debuted for Jurassic World. This preview focuses on the terrifying hybrid dinosaur that the park's scientists created to boost ticket sales. The gigantic and vicious Indominus Rex is hunting for sport, and has the ability to USE IT'S ARMS. Thanks, idiot scientists. Now we're all doomed. Another impressive moment comes when a flock of pterosaurs are unleashed and swoop down upon 20,000 park-goers. This movie seems to have everything we've ever wanted to see from these films. It truly is a great day for fans of giant reptiles eating people.