Meet Walter Blanco, The Star Of Spanish 'Breaking Bad' Remake, 'Metastasis'
We swear this is real. Did you enjoy Breaking Bad but found that it was a little too well-produced and not Spanish? Well then, hombre, you just scored. Metastasis stars Walter Blanco, a high school chemistry teacher driven to crime after he's diagnosed with Spanish cancer. It's everything you loved about Breaking Bad if it were filmed for a dollar. I can't wait to see how they handle the mid-air collision. It stands to reason that their version of Episode 310 "The Fly" will be called "The Spanish Fly."