Leave it to those conniving Brazilians. It’s bad enough they always win the World Cup. It’s even worse that their women are some of the hottest on the planet. As if they didn’t have enough to rub our faces in, now they’ve gone and stole our trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. It makes me sick!
The clip, which has not officially been released, was published on a Brazilian website known as "MundoNarnia," which roughly translates to "Stupid Yankees Go Home, Narnia Is Ours."
I thought my grandpa was a fool when he told me not to trust the Brazilians because they had no respect for copyright law. Now I wish we’d listened to him instead of selling his house and putting him in a state-run nursing home. Ah well, estou começando a aprender. Vamos ao cinema?
Watch the new Chronicles of Narnia trailer after the jump.