Thursday, December 9 by

Bradley Cooper Whores Himself Out To Big Pharmaceutical

This is a pretty cool way to promote the new film Limitless. In this faux pharmaceutical commercial, Bradley Cooper sells the life-changing drug NZT. The pill makes you sharper, stronger faster, and smarter and Bradley Cooperier than you ever thought possible. It awakens the full potential of brain, allowing you to gain super-human abilities. You’ll master any language and remember everything you’ve ever seen or heard. Of course, with these pluses there are also minuses. Among them are paralysis, psychosis, homicidal blackouts, amnesia, irreversible coma, and death. Another unfortunate side effect of remembering everything you’ve ever seen or heard, is you’ll never forget watching Case 39. But, hey, no diarrhea so that’s good. (Movie Viral)

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