SNL seems to be taking full advantage of all the ridiculousness that’s going on as part of this presidential race. They better get it in now, though. If John McCain wins, he’ll probably order all of their tongues removed. Nah, I’m just kidding. He’ll probably just have them killed.
The Insane Clown Posse made a movie called Death Racers and it looks like the worst thing of all time. Who would’ve guessed? Oh, that’s right, everyone that isn’t a 12 year-old with huge black pants and parents with meth problems. (Film Drunk)
TV news reports are much more interesting when there are huge pigs getting it on in the background. (Nothing Toxic)
Those silly guys at The Onion are pretending that the Ghost Busters actually exist. Fake news is a lot less scary than the real news, so I’m going to stick to that. (The Onion)
These movie franchises only made it to one movie before crapping out, at least until Hollywood remembers them and gives them a "reboot." (Maxim.com)