The Saw franchise has become sort of a Halloween tradition and apparently there’s a haunted house in California that recreates the traps set by Jigsaw and his posse to promote the release of Saw V. Because of the camera, some of the mechanical figures look kind of like they belong in Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, but I definitely wouldn’t mind taking a walk through there. I would just have to hope I didn’t faint like one of those Internet goats when something jumped out of the shadows.
If you’re sad about the new Harry Potter movie getting delayed until next year, this mock response video from Warner Bros. won’t help. You also probably sleep in a bed that looks like a race car. (Film Drunk)
Have you ever wondered what cop drama, The Wire would be like with a laugh track? Turns out it awesome and much better than Cop Rock ever was. Holy Taco)
Big Brother is one of the most popular shows in the world and yet all I know about it is that it’s usually boring as hell. Unless, of course, your’re in Bulgaria where it has huge ugly peopl fighting each other. (Nothing Toxic)
Take a slightly pretentious, but still kind of interesting look back at The Big Lebowski for its tenth anniversary. (The Quietus)
In case you have a super hot date tonight and you’re not going to be around to catch the season premiere of Knight Rider, Hulu has the whole thing just for you. And you don’t have to have a date if you want to watch it, just a boss that won’t mind you sitting through a 42-minute TV show during office hours. If you work for the government, you should be fine.
Old timey movies are always better when the actors are dogs instead of people. This video just further proves it. (Holy Taco)
Zach Galifianakis just got very busy with a new movie and an upcoming HBO show. Both will almost certainly be hilarious and incredibly weird. (Slashfilm)
It looks like True Blood is going to be around for another season. Let’s hope it doesn’t suck. Get it? That’s a vampire joke! (Variety)
Here’s a list of 10 movie quotes you have probably been fucking up for years. (Mental Floss)