If you only like people once they're rich and famous, you might not like this video. It's a little odd to see some of the biggest names in Hollywood (Cranston, Affleck, Willis), shilling stuff in commercials in the mid-1980's, but also a little heartening to know that they weren't born to grace the cover of USWeekly. Bryan Cranston is always featured on the cover of USWeekly. So if you like seeing stars pay their dues, or if you like wine coolers, Burger King, or hemorrhoid cream, you're going to lovelovelove this video. Click here for official rules.