Bane Speaks! (Video)

Wait? What? The Dark Knight Rises promises to be an epic battle of good vs. evil fought between two equally menacing foes, Batman and Bane. At least that's what I think it promises. I can't understand a damn word anyone is saying. Watch the clip and see if you can decipher what the hell is going on.

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'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer

Check it out. But also go see 'Misson: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol'. The real trailer has been posted. No more bootlegs! Some thoughtful moviegoer was nice enough to film this trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. Sadly, they filmed it using their butt. However, since this is the most highly-anticipated film this year it still looks great. Despite the assy quality of the filming. So have a look while you can at Arkham inmates running amok, Bane ruining a day at the football stadium, and Anne Hathaway occupying Gotham. (Buzzfeed)


'The Dark Knight Rises' In New Teaser Trailer

This one's official. The teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises premiered before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two over the weeekend. We have it here for those who didn't rush to see magical dandy square off against a noseless man. The trailer picks up with Commissioner Gordon in the hospital with kidney stones. As he lay in pain, he implores that the Batman must return as his crotch is killing him and he can't possibly fight Tom Hardy's Bane in that condition. Well, that was my takeaway. It's a fool's errand to try to decipher Nolan's intent. (The Dark Knight Rises)


'The Dark Knight Rises' Literally In Final Trailer

Just so very good at rising. The third and final trailer for The Dark Knight Rises takes a different approach than what we've seen previous. Gone are the chill-inducing images of Batman squaring off against Bane. Instead we are given images of a possibly wheelchaired Bruce Wayne, Catwoman karate fighting, Joseph Gordon-Levitt looking concerned, and Bruce climbing out of a deep well. And the piece de resistance for fans of Batman's wonderful toys.... the unfortunately-named Bat-Wing.


Enjoy This Bootleg 'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer Before It's Taken Down

This MIGHT not be the official release. The Dark Knight Rises has some buzz around it, and when there's that much buzz, little things like green tarps and bootlegged teaser trailers quickly become newsworthy. Consequently, we've got some grainy, presumably real footage of the teaser trailer for latest Batman installment. If you're half as excitable as this audience was, you're in for a treat. If we are to believe the trailer, there's a storm a-brewin' in Gotham and that storm is gonna bring bats. Seeing as how we are over a year away from the release date, please take this bootlegged trailer with an entire mine of salt. But it looks pretty real, so disregard what I just said and get REALLY fired up about it. NOW!


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Honest Trailers: 'The Dark Knight'

Because you demanded it. Normally we don't negotiate with terrorists, but since so many of you demanded it, we gave the honest trailer treatment to one of your all-time favorite films.  From Christopher Nolan, the director who makes Joel Schumacher look like a huge turd sandwich, comes the gritty continuation of Batman and his awful, awful voice : The Dark Knight. Now you can relive all the glorious, gritty plot holes before seeing The Dark Knight Rises...