And Now Walter White Replaced With A Pug

"Yo, Mr. White's a dog, bitch." Oh my God, what if Walter White is actually just a pile of pugs in a Heisenberg mask? Would still be less disappointing than the ending of LOST.

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Walter White's Science Is Tight

Meet the chemistry advisor who keeps 'Breaking Bad' scientifically accurate. One of my favorite aspects to Breaking Bad is the fact that Walt and Jesse often use science to get our of scrapes. Got a dead body? Melt it with acid. Some guy being a jerk? Blow up half his body with a bomb hooked up to a bell. Gotta break into a vault? Magnets, bitch. But how scientifically-accurate is the show? Turns out very. Or just enough without teaching viewers how to actually cook meth. That's all thanks to the production's decision to hire University of Oklahoma chemistry profe3ssor Donna Nelson as the show's chemistry advisor. Check out the above video to see how much this incredible show just nails it.


Jane Seymour Gets The Walter White Treatment In 'Dr. Quinn: Morphine Woman' Parody

THIS, I would watch. It's been over a year, but I don't think anyone's ready to say goodbye to Breaking Bad. The show was too good, and the premise was too rich. Fortunately, the Internet gives us a lot to hang on to, this time via Funny or Die. The comedy site has decided that Dr. Quinn could have taken a turn for evil at some point, getting the locals all loaded up on milk of the poppy and running around being all Dr. Quinn-y. (Note: I am wildly unfamiliar with Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman.) So take a look and see what the more likely course of events was. (Variety)


Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Makes Wall Street His Bitch

Wall Street is great... for me to poop on! Take one look at the protesters in New York, and it becomes immediately clear that anyone, and I do mean anyone (crazies, hippies, rapists, Russell Brand) can "occupy" Wall Street. But it takes a very special person to make Wall Street his bitch. In fact, it takes a dog. Triumph, the Insult comic Dog, to be specific. On last night's Conan, which has been filming in New York all week, the mean-spirited mutt took to the streets, mocking the vast array of weirdos he found camped out in the financial district. But he also took time to insult the bankers and stock brokers who work in the area. At one point, a giant inflatable Triumph was used to bang the iconic Charging Bull statue from behind (a.k.a. Doggie Style), a symbolic gesture that's sure to resonate with many Americans as well as the hoards of confused Japanese tourists randomly passing by.


New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf

If you're wondering what 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer. If you're wondering what Alvin and the Chipmunks would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch the horrible trailer above. It's for Sony's The Smurfs, it will be showing in Mand-O-Tory 3D, and it looks smurfing awful. There are jokes about Smurf butts, jokes about Smurfs burping, jokes about Smurfs farting - and those were the highlights of the trailer. The highlights. I feel bad for Neil Patrick Harris, who looks like he's playing the role of Non-Threatening Anxious Caretaker Of Kooky Talking Creatures. We saw the exact same character in Alvin and the Chipmunks and Yogi Bear. Wait, if they're all the same character, does that mean their universes tie together? Will there be a CG movie starring The Smurfs Yogi Bear and Alvin and the Chipmunks? Okay, now I've just Smurfed myself. In terror. Smurfing into a smurf smurf shitty smurf theater shit-smurf August 3rd. (Deadline)


Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul Reunite For Some Emmy Yuks in 'Barely Legal Pawn'

Also starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Looks like the Primetime Emmy committee also misses seeing Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. Having been too busy committeeing for Godzilla or Need For Speed, they brought Breaking Bad's Walt and Jessie back for this Pawn Stars parody video also starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Created by the team behind Broad City, it's pretty funny throughout but worth watching all the way to the end. Give it a watch and don't forget to watch the Emmys and Godzilla and Need For Speed.


'Kick-Ass 2' Red Band Trailer Does Not Disappoint

Violence, humor, and a dog dressed as a superhero. In 2010, a film came into our lives so blood-soaked and politically-incorrect that we were powerless not to love it. And now, we get a second helping. Though they've tweaked their names a little bit in the past few years, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Chloe Moretz are back in fighting shape to take on the criminal sleaze of New York City. However, Christopher Mintz-Plasse is back too and out for revenge by reinventing himself as the world's first supervillian, The Motherfucker. Jim Carrey also joins the cast as another wannabe hero taking back the streets with the help of his well-trained dog. I'm a sucker for a dog in costume. God forbid any harm fall on that animal. We'll find out June 28th.


Hear Bryan Cranston Narrate 'You Have To F*cking Eat' From The Writers Of 'Go The F*ck To Sleep'

F*ck. Bryan Cranston is done playing the bad guys. Now he's playing a surrogate parent to your child, reminding your child that f*ck, man, eat your food. The book and audiobook from author Adam Mansbach, is now being read aloud by Bryan Cranston, after the initial installment was written by none other than the king of f*ck, Sam Jackson. So, your child can listen to Cranston's soothing voice while being reminded You Have to Fucking Eat. Of course, this guy is really writing books for angry, embittered parents who resent their kids for not behaving like adults. But embittered adults (that is to say, all adults) LOVE Bryan Cranston, who played a pretty embittered adult in a TV show once. So if you don't eat your food, Heisenberg is coming for you. And he's the danger. Maybe we can get Michael Shannon to read, Wipe Your Own Ass, Child next.