Ain't No Problem A Bazooka Can't Solve In 'Machine Gun Preacher' Trailer

Gerard Butler gets results. Wow. Gerard Butler is helping hungry kids in a way that makes Sally Struthers look super-lazy. He stars in Machine Gun Preacher as Sam Childers, a former drug dealer who decides to up his good karma by traveling to the Sudan and helping the impoverished by kicking hunger down a bottomless pit. While building an orphanage, he also forms a militia to fight against the warlords that are drafting the children to become soldiers. It's your move, Sean Penn.

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Watch Salma Hayek Go Apesh*t With A Machine Gun In The 'Everly' Trailer

'Everly' is a terrible name for an action film, BTW. There's a lot that looks good about Everly. It's an (Asian?) action film starring Salma Hayek in the vein of The Raid or Dredd, in which the protagonist is pretty much fighting like a video game character, advancing from one room or level to the next. That's all cool. Hayek plays a former prostitute turned informant who appears to have a mortal wound as she fights to get some cash for some unknown beneficiary. The country of origin isn't exactly clear from the trailer either. It looks American, with Asian actors, and subtitles. However, it's an American movie, though it hides the fact well, save for the cheesy one-liners. Anyway: Everly looks good and you should watch it when it comes out on February 27th.


Hey, China: Mess With Our Spy Planes, But Don't Ever Touch 'Top Gun'

China's state-run network has been caught lifting scenes from the amazingly awesome film Top Gun and claiming it to be footage of an air force training exercise. If only foreign governments could find some way to repurpose that volleyball scene. China's state-run network, CCTV, has been accused of lifting scenes from the amazingly awesome film Top Gun and claiming it to be footage of an air force training exercise. Pretty brazen behavior by the Chinese media. One would think they would have tested the waters with some Iron Eagle clips before co-opting the holy grail of homoerotic fighter pilot movies. Or maybe they did pass Iron Eagle clips off as news and no one really noticed, so they upped the ante this time around. This goof is relevant to two issues in China today. First, the Chinese government has been chiding independent news outlets on fabricating stories and footage, so the fact that this act was committed by the state-run outlet is...well, it's not great. Secondly, myriad facets of the entertainment industry have taken China to task for failing to crack down on piracy issues. This news story probably won't help that cause either. This should cause both US and Chinese officials to reinvestigate the validity of CCTV's claim of a dalmatian infestation in 1996, then again in 2000. (WSJ)


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Iceman was gay. There. I said it. Everyone likes Top Gun. Except the anonymous fighter pilots who flew on behalf of an indeterminate evil country, somewhere over the Indian Ocean...present day. However, Tom Cruise's couch jumping and general weirdness may have tainted one of the defining cinematic works of not only the 1980's, but maybe the entire Cold War. That's right. I'm lumping Top Gun in with The Godfather, Dr. Strangelove, and many other far better films. So, without Tom Cruise's pervasive taint, we offer the final dog fight of Top Gun, with Cruise Control intact. Oh, and it's homemade, or, as we like to call it, "artisanal."


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