Pretty macabre stuff. Wow. Ducks are real bastards. If you were enamored of Huey, Dewey, and Louie as a tot, you might not want to watch this video, which examines the dark underbelly of being a duck. Ducktales really sugarcoated things, it would appear. Great. Now I've made myself hungry. I'm going to track down some duck underbelly in Chinatown.