Wednesday, July 24 by

A Scientifically Accurate Look At ‘Ducktales’

Wow. Ducks are real bastards. If you were enamored of Huey, Dewey, and Louie as a tot, you might not want to watch this video, which examines the dark underbelly of being a duck. Ducktales really sugarcoated things, it would appear.

Great. Now I’ve made myself hungry. I’m going to track down some duck underbelly in Chinatown.

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