A Man's Penis Becomes A Real Boy In 'Bad Johnson' Trailer

And you thought your roommate was a cock. Would Cam Gigandet be a better person without his penis? That's the question posed by Bad Johnson. In the film, Gigandet plays a man sick and tired of having sex with every single woman he encounters (preach it, brother) who wishes his penis away. However, the downside to this wish (besides not having a penis) is that his former appendage turns into a real boy who runs around acting like Encino Man. However, the lack of penis allows Gigandet to think with his heart and fall in love with a girl who he doesn't want to know about his Ken doll bump. It's a true pre-dick-ament. I'm sorry.

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