'300: Rise Of An Empire' Trailer: Hunks Stabbing One Another

The war machine keeps turning. Warner Bros. got a bunch of shirtless guys back in the green screen studio for 300: Rise of an Empire. What we're offered here is more slow motion shots of blood and gore and kicking. Also added into the mix is Eva Green and a script seemingly lifted from Black Sabbath liner notes. If Iron Man makes a cameo, we'll know why.

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Nucky Thompson gets swarmed with people like he's Hannah Montana up in this piece. While I'm not sure this qualifies as a "teaser," the newest Boardwalk Empire promo from HBO certainly doesn't offer us too much in the way of plot development that we couldn't already assume on our own: Nucky struts down the street like he owns the place because he sorta does, however the mood quickly goes from jovial to abject dread, as he crosses paths with well-wishers and sketchballs alike before meeting the gaze of Ms. Schroeder. We're reacquainted with most every player in the story, as most of them lived though the first season, but I get the feeling that not everyone is long for this world. This being a cable drama, everyone has their favorite character, and I gotta say that mine is Chalky White. You take Omar from The Wire and dress him up like Andre 3000. Anyone who doesn't like that can get the hell out of my country. HBO takes us back to AC on September 25th. Hopefully the painfully deliberate pacing will pay off out of the gate.


Enjoy This Bootleg 'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer Before It's Taken Down

This MIGHT not be the official release. The Dark Knight Rises has some buzz around it, and when there's that much buzz, little things like green tarps and bootlegged teaser trailers quickly become newsworthy. Consequently, we've got some grainy, presumably real footage of the teaser trailer for latest Batman installment. If you're half as excitable as this audience was, you're in for a treat. If we are to believe the trailer, there's a storm a-brewin' in Gotham and that storm is gonna bring bats. Seeing as how we are over a year away from the release date, please take this bootlegged trailer with an entire mine of salt. But it looks pretty real, so disregard what I just said and get REALLY fired up about it. NOW!


‘Scream’ Porn Parody Gives New Meaning To Stabbing

It's just like the original, but with hardcore sex! With any major hit TV show or movie lately, it's only a matter of time before there's a porn version. Seriously, you can set your clock to it. There's even a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Porn parody, and having only seen the cover, I can tell you it's pretty gruesome. I don't know if there's anything inherently sexy about "The Cosby Show" or "Star Trek," but you can get hardcore tributes to both. Now, coming in April, Vivid Entertainment brings you Scream: A XXX Parody. It appears to be a pretty straight ahead send up of the original film, complete with similar deaths (and added penetration, of course).  The "film" was directed by Eli Cross, and stars Lily LaBeau, Zoe Voss, Sarah Shevon, Scarlett Fay, Jesse Andrews, Angelica Lane, Evan Stone, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Jack and Ron Jeremy." It's out on DVD April 15, 2011, so you can file your taxes on the last possible date and spend your refund money on porn in the same day. (Bloody Disgusting)


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Cold Winds Are Rising: 'Game Of Thrones' Teaser Trailer

The bitch is back. Tonight, for a brief moment, I was saddened by the fact that season two of Boardwalk Empire was drawing to a close. But as much as I love the show, the new teaser trailer for the second season of Game of Thrones made me forget all about Nucky Thompson and his prohibition-ear cronies. After all, bootlegging gangsters don't hold a candle to knights, White Walkers, and newly hatched dragons. Upon rereading that last sentence, I finally understand why I didn't get laid until my late 20's. At any rate, the trailer features a voice over from a new character, Stannis Baratheon, rightful heir to the Iron Throne. It also features all your old favorites, as well as your least favorite, Joffrey. However, the clip featured no exposed breasts, which seems to be a drastic departure from season one. Watch for yourself.


'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer

Check it out. But also go see 'Misson: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol'. The real trailer has been posted. No more bootlegs! Some thoughtful moviegoer was nice enough to film this trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. Sadly, they filmed it using their butt. However, since this is the most highly-anticipated film this year it still looks great. Despite the assy quality of the filming. So have a look while you can at Arkham inmates running amok, Bane ruining a day at the football stadium, and Anne Hathaway occupying Gotham. (Buzzfeed)


'Boardwalk Empire' Season 2 Teaser Will Ruin You

Nucky Thompson will have his revenge. [post-album postid="217973" item="1"] HBO has dropped a teaser for the second season of their critically acclaimed prohibition era drama, Boardwalk Empire. If you were disappointed that last season didn't have enough machine gun wielding Klansmen in it, your prayers have been answered. In addition to the KKK, all of your favorites are back, including a super pissed Nucky Thompson, Agent Van Alden looking pensive one moment and furious the next, Al Capone, Chalky White, and the creepy sniper with the half-face who we can't help but adore. If I were a gambling man, I'd say some nefarious activity is going to get underway next season. Maybe even gambling.


The Teaser Of The Trailer Of The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’

Get ready for of the's to take over the world. Oh, I mean apes. Get ready for apes to do that. Get ready for of the's to take over the world. Oh, I mean apes. Get ready for apes to do that. Apes who can turn doors very slowly. The video above is Fox's official teaser trailer to get you excited for the actual trailer for Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which gets released tonight at midnight on Apple's site. Hopefully, the trailer will get you excited for the actual movie, and not just for another damn dirty preview. Sometimes, with all the trailers, on-set pics and preview clips for big budget action movies that leak out, I forget there's a real-life movie going to be released. Maybe in the future, movies will be nothing but a series of trailers and ridiculous hype. So... every movie will be like Grindhouse? I keed, I keed. Directed by Rupert Wyatt, Rise of the Planet of the Apes monkeys around in theaters on August 5. James Franco is set to star and be very much awake on camera.