New ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Trailer Is Up!
Michael Bay doing what he does best: Making giant robots fight while Shia LaBeouf looks on helplessly. All hail our new robot overlords in Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the third installment in the blockbuster franchise. Same song, different verse as Autobots and Decepticons battle it out in Chicago over humans lying to Optimus Prime about what the found on the moon 40 years ago. (Just nod and smile.) It's looking like the Transformers are raising hell in another downtown. Couldn't they find a nice farm or pasture to battle in? It would really cut down on the destruction they cause all the civilians. Other observations: Optimus Prime is a bit of a twirler Bumblebee has gotten pretty good at parkour Flying squirrel people are our last line of defense God help us all.