Wednesday, May 18 by

1st Clip From ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ Has 0 Transformers

When I think Michael Bay, I think “human drama.” And my preconceived notions are nothing but confirmed as I watch this, the first clip from Transformers: The Dark of the Moon. Now you can watch it too, and imagine how awesome it would be with giant transforming robots beating the shit out of each other, and Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Patrick Dempsey.

But, no matter how much you imagine it, there aren’t any robots to be seen here. Just Patrick Dempsey vaguely being a dick to Shia LaBeouf. Which sounds cool on paper, but I dunno. I kind of wanted there to be robots. (Comingsoon)

COMMENTS

  1. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Anonymous

     yeah. the duchess.


  2. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Paul

    Where the f**k are the robots? All the trailers and now this clip are lacking robots. Ya the trailers had ships but I want to see some new freakin robots. 


  3. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.


  4. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.


  5. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.


  6. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.


  7. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.


  8. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.


  9. May 18, 2011 2:55 pm

    Petrino

    i bet the cars, the girl, and that guys hair are all robots in disguise.