Wednesday, November 17 by

’13′ Trailer Isn’t Very Mind-Blowing

Here we have a trailer(?) for a film starring Jason Statham, Ray Winstone, Mickey Rourke, and 50 Cent. Surprisingly, it’s not titled Tough Guys Mumbling. Rather it’s called 13 and it takes us inside the gritty world of competitive Russian roulette, which involves carrying around a lot of bags of money and wearing assigned numbers. Go with it. It’s just easier than name-tags.

I question its trailerness because the “trailer” itself could use a little spicing up. It’s really just a confusing hodge-podge of sh*t. Plodding, dull, and doesn’t do much to explain or present anything. All we learn from this is that a young guy has to play Russian roulette. And Mickey Rourke is there. And there’s a guy overseeing the game who I swore was Jason Bateman the first time I watched this. Spoiler alert: he isn’t Jason Bateman.

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COMMENTS

  1. November 17, 2010 6:28 am

    Fidel

    It looks like the crappy American remake of the French film ’13 Tzameti’


  2. November 17, 2010 6:28 am

    Corny25

    Its the same director who did 13 Tzameti, he just ruining his own work but doing an english speaking version and doing it in color.