'13 'Bonnie And Clyde' Of Emile Hirsch And Holliday Grainger Shouldn't Be Confused With '03 Bonnie And Clyde Jay-Z And Beyonce

I really want to spoil the ending, but I won't. This time around, Bonnie and Clyde will be depicted in a mini-series, rather than a film or music video. They will also be a bit younger, as the casting would indicate. Lest you think an event of this magnitude can be shoehorned into just one channel on one night, YOU ARE DUMB. It's a four-hour, two part EVENT, that will air simultaneously on A&E, Lifetime, and History. Why Lifetime? Because Emile Hirsch and women hitting their sexual peak in their mid-40's, that's why.