10 Iconic Movie Lines, If They Were Written Today

We live in an era of rapidly deteriorating linguistic abilities (translation: words b hard), where the appreciation for an eloquently-delivered turn of phrase is at an all time low.

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'You Look Like Sh*t' Movie Line Supercut

Jesus. Get some sleep. I'm surprised it took us this long to get a supercut of movie characters telling each other that they look like shit. I mean, we have one of people saying, "It's the 90's," so we might as well have one that's equally condescending, even if it's more directly so. With no more further ado (because what else can be said), here is a supercut that might just make you feel better about how you look today. Even if you really do look like shit. Do you even own a mirror? (A.V. Club)


Will Ferrell And Kevin Hart Give Us The Trailer For 'Get Hard'

That title can be construed in an inappropriate fashion! Remember that streak of movies where Will Ferrell was serious? That one about the narrator narrating his life, then the one about the garage sale and the black kid? We're happy to say that the experiment to make Will Ferrell a serious actor is over, and he's now back to doing ridiculous movies. This one is called Get Hard, and Ferrell co-stars with diminutive comedian Kevin Hart. Comingsoon.net offers the following synopsis: The film, which also stars Alison Brie, Edwina Findley and Craig T. Nelson, follows a rich bankmanager (Ferrell) who is wrongfully convicted and sentenced to time in a maximum security prison. To prepare himself for his incarceration, Ferrell’s character hires the man who washes his car (Hart) to toughen him up in his final 30 days of freedom. Craig T. Nelson? SOLD. The premise actually sounds pretty rich, and Will Ferrell going from timid businessman to rock hard felon will be pretty terrific. Let's get excited about this.


'Little Fockers' International Trailer Coins Godfocker Phrase

Early test screening reaction. Universal Pictures has dropped a new international trailer for Little Fockers. The boner stabbings from the U.S. trailer have been replaced with references to The Godfather and Jaws, and of course, vomiting. So this movie has Viagra jokes, puke jokes, overused film references jokes, bleeding all over people jokes, and Jessica Alba. One out of five ain't bad. Still no sign of Dustin Hoffman shoe-horned in to up the zany antics. Maybe after viewing this trailer he'll agree to a pity cameo. Check out the trailer after the jump... Little Fockers -- Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers


David Lynch Directs Another Commercial For His Coffee Line

Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with. Coffee. It's a rite of passage into each new day. Many of us look forward to waking to the deep aromas of a fresh pot. It's the only thing that can get us out of bed. Well, now the associated nightmares will also do the job. David Lynch has made a new commercial for his David Lynch Signature Cup Organic Coffee. It's as moody and foreboding as you'd expect from the director of Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive. I especially like the part where the coffee kills its clone and assumes its identity. The master has done it again.


Bruce Willis And Some Guy Team Up In 'A Good Day To Die Hard' Teaser

What if 007 went through the Plainfield NJ school system? While there is still some debate about which day would be the best to Die Hard (I say Thursday, because then you still have the entire weekend), we do know which day would be a good one for Die Harding. To find out, watch this teaser trailer for A Good Day To Die-Hard. It chronicles John McClane and his son as they go global and take on Russian terrorists. No offense to John McClane but if he were my dad, we wouldn't hang out much. Just safer that way.


Rob Lowe Goes Postal On The Set of 'Parks & Rec'

Rob Lowe, a late addition to the cast of NBC's "Parks and Recreation" has just been informed that the show has been off the air for months. This angers Rob Lowe. And you wouldn't like Rob Lowe when he's angry. Rob Lowe, a late addition to the cast of NBC's "Parks and Recreation" (he came on well into season two), has just been informed that the show has been off the air for months. Rob Lowe doesn't like it when his perfect face has been off of TV screens for months. This angers Rob Lowe. And you wouldn't like Rob Lowe when he's angry."Parks and Recreation" returns to NBC Thursday January 20th at 9:30pm, right after "The Office." (Warming Glow)