Bonus Features: Links to Kill Time Before "The Office"

Normally I hesitate to embed commercials on the site, but I'm so amped for The Office coming back tonight, that I just can't help it. So many questions were left unanswered at the end of last season and now we have a full hour to get some answers. But, that's still a couple of hours away, so here are a few wonderful links to help you kill time until TV once again takes over your life.

Here are eight things that make Ricky Gervais, the guy from the British Office, feel cranky. Surprisingly, the American version of his show didn't make the list (Newsweek)

Here's a list of the 10 best exploding people in movie history. I would've made Scanners number 1, but that's just me. (Den of Geek

Roger Ebert totally sticks it to some idiot who asked him why he didn't review Disaster Movie. Maybe Rog is cooler than I had originally thought. Probably not, though. (Film Drunk)

This video of pornos made safe for work is almost painfully funny. I don't think I can ever watch a woman play the harmonica ever again without getting extremely aroused. (Holy Taco