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TELE-VISIONS: KALEY CUOCO

POSTED BY Buckminster Schumacker III | MONDAY MARCH 9 AT 4:15 PDT 
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Over the past couple seasons, Monday night on CBS has officially become the most ridiculous night on television, thanks to Ms. Kaley Cuoco, who plays Penny on The Big Bang Theory.

My guess is that Penny came about late in the show's development stages, in a meeting between the writers and network execs.  My guess is, it went down a little something like this:

And then Penny was born:  a stroke of TV Genius, which is entirely different than Real Genius, which has to do with Math, and is also the name of Val Kilmer's finest film to date.  Seriously, though, here's who real genius is usually paired up with, romantically:

Now think about what Einstein could have done with Kaley Cuoco as his muse.  We'd probably have colonized Uranus by now.  Sorry, I had to.  Here's some more pics of Kaley:

 



  1. Says:
    i hate kelly cuoco. why do people like her? I can think of a thousand people who would be better cast in that role. I actually enjoy the show, but not her scenes. unfortunate.
  2. Says:
    I think shes great and the show is def. in my top 5
  3. Says:
    she went to my elementary school!
  4. Says:
    i'd like to fuck her arse hole till my cock was red raw.
  5. Says:
    If it happened anything like that she would have had larger breasts or a more spectacular body. So, yeah, fail.
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